Hexahedron

The Hexahedron chooses Gomez

The Hexahedron, or Hypercube, is the giant, sentient, golden cube that summons Gomez and gives him the ability to experience the 3rd dimension. Unfortunately, immediately after this the Hexahedron shatters and Gomez must pick up the pieces.

Introductions

The following is the Zu language translation of the Hexahedron's speech:

HI THERE HOW ARE YOU

I WILL BE YOUR

HEXAHEDRON TODAY

SO THIS IS JUST A

ROUTINE PROCEDURE

BUT I DO NEED

SOMEONE HERE JUST

IN CASE SOMETHING

GOES WRONG

IF SOMETHING DOES

GO WRONG YOU ARE

GOING TO HAVE TO

CLEAN UP THE MESS

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

CAN YOU EVEN

UNDERSTAND

WHAT I AM SAYING

AND WHAT IS WRONG

WITH YOUR HEAD

OH WELL YOU ARE

HERE NOW MIGHT AS

WELL DO THIS THING

PREPARE TO HAVE

YOUR MIND BLOWN

ALL RIGHT

WELCOME TO THE

CLUB ENJOY YOUR

FREE HAT

I KIND OF THOUGHT'

MAYBE THIS WOULD

NOT WORK BECAUSE

OF YOUR WEIRD HEAD

BUT EVERYTHING LOOKS

AOK FROM OVER HERE

THANKS FOR THE HAND

YOU CAN GO HOME

NOW IT WAS VERY NICE

TO MEET YOU

The Hexahedron then promptly explodes.

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